Is Scotland closing?

During a conversation last night, the eldest child of the person I was speaking to asked if Scotland was closing on the 18th of June. It took a second but I copped on that the child must have heard some of the advertisement telling of the pending closure of the Halifax bank. Halifax is a trading name of Bank of Scotland. The child must have picked up the advertisement incorrectly and concluded that Scotland was closing on the 18th of June.

Priceless!