Ok. it’s wet! it’s been raining for a few days. It’s horrible wintery weather.
But Ireland just cant coap! Rivers over flow, Dams start to become unstable and river walls fall!
Yep. One week of bad rain and the country turns to crap.
Atlantis! move over! Ireland will be joining you soon.
No of anyone selling an Ark? Where’s Noah when you need him?
Yep… Soon, your going to need a boat just to get to Cork. In Kerry, there are floods as deep as four feet.
Oh, but the worst part of it is Eircom, our national tellecommunications infrastructure provider has just lost a main exchange in Bandin in Cork resulting in no internet connectivity for 8400 people!
We’re all doomed.
Doomed I tell you!
Right! When’s the looting starting. I can see it now. Freddie rummaging through the petshop appearing an hour later with a shop load of dog toys on his back.
Yes this island will eventually disappear, might as well be now. It’s been THAT bad!