Double negatives.

Emma thinks it’s mean that I write this but I think it would be mean to deprive the rest of the world of knowing about some of the things that she says. I call her language Emmish. It has to be a language because it’s rarely English! Take this morning for...

The funnyist thing I heard all week.

I just thought about this a minute ago. A few weeks ago, I was with a good friend of mine who has been going out with his girlfriend for a year. Now, I’ll start off by saying he’s far too honest for his own good and would never do anything that would hurt...