Talking watches.
Submitted by darragh on 1 February 2010 - 6:20pm
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I really hate talking watches with a passion.
Their evil! Their horrible! Their the embodyment of everything that is evil in the world.
Why? Well, I'll tell you.
- Their loud. Imagine this. Your sitting in a quiet office. people are typing on their computers around you and you want to find out what time it is. This booming voice shatters the silence by screaming out: "THE TIME IS NOW 6:15 PM!!!!!!!!!" Everyone in the office turns and gasps at this distraction and you go bright red with shame as a result.
- They talk too slowly. You need to know what time it is and you need to know now! You press the button and in it's booming voice, it screams in the slowest voice ever, "THE TIME IS NOW 6:15 PM!!!!!!!!" All you need to know in a hurry was that it was a quarter past 6, but by the time it's finished, it's now twenty past! Ok. that's a huge exageration but you know what I mean.
- Their big and clunky. A talking watch on your arm is like having a huge sign on you saying to people, hay! I'm blind! and I love my talking watch! Listen to it roar!
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Lol
I understand all this! I hate
Ding!
Agreed.
Watch annoyances
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